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Case of the Ex.

So I have come to the conclusion that my ex of 10 months, and multiple drunken marriage proposals, actually just hated one another. He basically wanted to have a trophy wife/girlfriend and make more than moderately gorgeous children with me. He also wanted to change almost everything else about me, not cool buddy. It’s okay, I actually kind of hated myself, like a lot, when we were together. I felt like a completely different person, possibly a nicer person, but definitely not the person I truly am. I actually am a really nice person, and have been told that on multiple occasions. That statement has been followed up every time with one informing me that it’s not my fault some people don’t understand my humor. I practically wear a warning sign in the same location Flavor Flav wears his clock, yet possibly larger, stating “Caution, contains high amounts of sarcasm and occasionally higher amounts of vodka.” That is a completely fair heads up in my opinion.
I am actually a pretty good person. I’ve grown a lot in the past year and have learned quite a bit about myself. In all actuality I have become a less narcissistic person despite my general attitude in my blog. My ex and I are still on mildly good terms but only because we don’t have to pretend to like each other now.

And I really hope he never sees my blog. But if you are reading this right now, just know you lasted really long in bed, the male race should be jealous, awesome!